Monday, May 22, 2006

Faux Pas

Something about being pregnant seems to make my entire being devoid of tact.
I have days when I cannot go anywhere or say anything without unintentionally offending all sorts of people. I'll be yak-yak-yaking and all of a sudden I will get an overwhelming vibe of offense. "Oh no, what did I say?!" Then I'll stammer as I rack my brain and try to figure out my mistake, which I obviously fail to do because I have a fuzzy pregnant brain. Then the stammering leads to a worse accidental offense, and then I really have no idea what I said because I wasn't paying attention. Vicious cycle. Whatever happened to happy, glowing, gracious pregnant stereotypes? How does anybody pull that off?

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